AKA ERNIE
12:01 Sat Sep 29
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sawxleague of gentlemen live in Hammersmith they're fucking superb and number 9 excellent
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Nurse Ratched
11:59 Fri Sep 28
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Just caught on to the fact that the 3rd series of Inside No.9 is on Netflix.
Just watched the first episode 'The Devil of Christmas'
Arf! These blokes are bloody clever. Great story-telling.
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Tomshardware
11:56 Fri Sep 28
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I witnessed a cat cornering a big rat, the rat then ran and leapt about 2 foot in the air over the cat and ran away. The cat chased it again but the rat got away.
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yogib
11:51 Fri Sep 28
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Had 2 Mogs whenI was married- Milly and Molly - Milly was lovely and would go to anyone, Molly was my Cat, I could pick her up and carry her around- anyone else she would scratch the hell out of them. Loved me to screw up a bag of crisps so I could throw it and she could fetch it.
My Mog Molly was clever, used to pull the knocker on the front door to be let in and jump on the bedroom door handle to let herself in....She was hard as nails, ex's cat was soppy.....unlike the ex!!!
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Iron Duke
11:44 Fri Sep 28
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Just out of interest, has anyone bothered to read the opening post?
Me neither.
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AKA ERNIE
11:38 Fri Sep 28
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cats fucking rock
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Darlo Debs
11:22 Fri Sep 28
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When i was living down in Kent, a local cat took.a real.shine to me....followed me about etc. When i found out i was pregnant with my first child the cat disappeared that day and we never saw it again.
Funnily enough i nicknamed him Paolo di Catio
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bruuuno
11:12 Fri Sep 28
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I love a cat but they are proper bottle jobs. Seeing my mum's stupid cat fronting out next doors ridiculous looking thing is really pathetic
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BRANDED
11:04 Fri Sep 28
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Or call them a woman.
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Nurse Ratched
11:03 Fri Sep 28
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Dogs are needy and pathetic. Cats can take care of themselves.
If you knew a human with the clingy, suffocating qualities of a dog, you'd despise them.
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BRANDED
10:52 Fri Sep 28
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They're cats FFS.
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Briano
10:51 Fri Sep 28
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Nurse
They are snidey, devious and self centered.
And the way they chew their food is just wrong
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Iron Duke
10:32 Fri Sep 28
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Cats don’t give a fuck about anyone else.
They are like children and farts though. I like my own but can’t stand anyone else’s.
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Nurse Ratched
10:29 Fri Sep 28
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Briano.
Proof that cats are cleverer and better, then.
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joe blob
10:19 Fri Sep 28
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Our cat only eats, begs for food and sleeps. It is fucking useless, but I can't seem to bring myself to topping it.
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Briano
10:16 Fri Sep 28
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If you died alone with your cats, they would eat you.
A dog would sit by you and starve
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BRANDED
9:58 Fri Sep 28
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Mine caught voles and mice. I guess rats just seem a bit too much effort.
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Mad Dog
9:53 Fri Sep 28
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My 2 cats (Paolo DiCattio and tony cattee) are awesome
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Mike Oxsaw
8:45 Fri Sep 28
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Batman was never up against RATwoman.
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4ever-blowin-bubbles
8:39 Fri Sep 28
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cats are not useless
ive seen a number of cats on youtube entertain me.... lol
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Fivetide
6:51 Fri Sep 28
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I think you got those lyrics wrong
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